The first Friday night that I haven’t been remote for Smackdown in quite some time… go figure it’s on Halloween.

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1) I’ve accepted Jon Morrison in to my life and I think you all should, too. I mean, the guy is now outlining his abs with glitter. It takes a certain level of awesome to first, consider doing that and, second, actually doing it.

2) While I can appreciate the cross promotion with the “How Magic Works” show, I think it might be a little better to use a “trick” that doesn’t look horrifically fake. I mean, you could at least try to make the “back of Maria’s head” at least not look like a wig. I mean, I’m sure the girl has extensions… wouldn’t it be better to use some of those?

3) Jimmy Jon Wayne Yang dove over the top rope to knock down Big Zeke who just caught him and tossed him back in the ring and wrecked him. I can’t wait until Zeke turns on The Kendrick in like six months and is promptly pinned by Triple H.

4) The Great Khali Kiss-cam? OK, if they’re just going to go ridiculous with him now, I’m on board. Is Khali the new “Fat Chick Thrilla?” This is awesome. And the girl passes out at the end. Haahahahahahaa, I love it.

5) Glad to see that, since Jeff was apparently too popular, he’s been demoted from “World Title Contender” to six man tag matches. Can I assume that Kozlov is the next to be humiliated?

6) I must be a precog… Kozlov comes out and demands a title shot. Triple H goofs on his accent which is stunningly weak. This Kozlov thing is stupid. They’re pushing this guy to the moon and no one cares. Give the guy a manager or something. Are we really doing a Russia vs. USA storyline in 2008?

7) Same costumes on Smackdown as on Cyber Sunday for the Divas? Weak divas… very weak.

8) Undertaker gets druids on Smackdown in a casket match against Chavo? Why devalue my druids? I look forward to druids after every extended Undertaker vacation. They aren’t just to be tossed around lightly.

9) “There is a dark side to the Undertaker.” Thanks for the insightful analysis, JR.

10) Kozlov faces Undertaker next week and, if he wins, he get Triple H at Survivor Series. So… Triple H helps Kozlov win, sets up a 4-month feud culminated with Triple H ending Undertaker’s streak at Wrestlemania? Book it, done.