Rock ‘n’ Wrestling

Okay, so WWE’s brought us John Morrison, the new name/persona of the former Johnny Nitro (real name John Hennigan) over on ECW. When then-RAW wrestler Ken Doane changed his name to Kenny Dykstra, I thought a “famous athletes from the 80s” theme was on its way in, but it seems like we’re heading in the direction of dead rockstars. So… what other creative gimmick changes are about to be brought to the land of extreme?

(Note: one possibly not-work-safe pic below…)


The Notorious Big Daddy V?


Janice Janice?


Elijah Hendrix?


C.M. Cobain?


Tommy Garcia?


Miz Vicious?


2Pac Cor Von?

Hey, whatever works, right? Cindy Lauper and Captain Lou would be proud…


14 Responses to “Rock ‘n’ Wrestling”  

  1. 1 Nick Marsico

    I just wish stupid Morrison would stop wearing the old MNM gear. I love the jackets, but he needs to update that shit.

  2. 2 blatt

    I’ve gotta agree with Nick. He comes out with the same jacket for the entrance for the matches. I understand that the robes cost a fair amount, but he needs to make a complete change. Janice to Kelly Kelly is just wrong. Wrong I say.

  3. 3 Matthew

    Listen, I just wanted an excuse to show nipple.

  4. 4 Sledge

    (Note: one possibly not-work-safe pic below…)

    You’ve got that right. The Kenny Loggins pic STILL has me reeling.

  5. 5 sean

    Is Kenny Loggins dead?

  6. 6 Matthew

    Oops. Fixed. :)

  7. 7 winatron

    Where did you get that pic of Kelly Kelly?

  8. 8 Matthew

    Google Images? Not sure.

  9. 9 Nick Marsico

    It’s probably on WWE.com somewhere.

  10. 10 Matthew

    I took it in a wrestling ring in my backyard.

  11. 11 Nick Marsico

    Did not liar

  12. 12 jahooh

    they all look like a match to me except 2pac and the alpha male… they look nothing alike

  13. 13 Matthew

    But they both have RIPPED abs.

  14. 14 jahooh

    lol… true matthew… very true… other than that, 2pac is a dead “ex-gangster” ooooh scarey… and the Alpha male is just a steroid injected product that will end up going down hill.

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