Q: Why did Brock Lesner cross the road?
A: To beat up the gays.
Q: Why did Brock Lesner take speech class?
A: To talk about his balls.
Q: When does Brock Lesner stop talking about his balls?
A: When there’s gays to accost.
Q: Why did Brock Lesner knuckle down a stranger?
A: Cuz he “duz wut he wantz.”
Q: Before going [...]

6-28 edition
Evolution: *enters*
Batista: *flexes*
Orton: Dammit, man! Knock it off or we’ll replace you with Eugene!
HHH: Eugene, Benoit is a jerk.
Eugene: Okay.
HHH:: You should join Evolution.
Orton, to Batista: Hah! Told you!
Regal: HHH is a liar!
HHH: Nuh-uh!
Bischoff: You guys fight! Eugene, ref it.
Eugene: Okay.
Orton: Thank god we start this match already in the ring so Metrosexual DAVE [...]

I’m not going to get into every little reason why I’ve been a proponent of the “WWE Brand Extension” ever since before the company “got the F out” — but I would like to throw out a couple of “random thoughts” after reading the teaser* for Dave Scherer’s latest “PWI Elite” feature (as well as [...]

Well…
That Brock Lesner certainly is affable, isn’t he?
I can see why the locker room was so upset about his departure.
The only thing I really got from that entire ESPN.COM cover story was the fact that Lesner hates gays, seems to have a borderline frightening desire to hurt random strangers on the street, and really, really [...]

Back to Wade Keller, who made an interesting point in his RAW recap:
-Backstage Ric Flair told Hunter that adding Eugene to the Evolution mix “kills our gimmick.” Hunter said they’re going to use Eugene as long as it takes to get his title back, which means more to him than anything, and then they’re [...]

Now this stuff, I’d pay to see. Except for the pregnancy thing. Fortunately, they have no idea where that’s going anyway, so I can ignore it safely.
Hot, hot, HOT opening match, so hot it set off the fire alarm (and really, shouldn’t they turn those things off during a pyro-filled event?), despite Dorkboy [...]

All I have to say is… if JR doesn’t at least ask Kane how he FEELS ABOUT HIS FATHER’S DEATH LAST NIGHT, then I’m gonna go reverse-Haley on someone’s ass! Shit, I mean, Paul Bearer might never… see his grandchild? Man, I love wrestling!

http://www.sting-themovie.com/
Special appearances by Rick Flair? Jeff Jarrette? John Hall? I think it says a lot about the quality control in this movie when mistakes like that are made right from the start.
So it seems that once again the world of pro rasslin’ will be connected with yet another horrible movie. Outside of [...]

That was about the most blatant self-promotion tactic I’ve ever seen.

I don’t know if this is going to get posted up at 411mania.com, so i’m putting it up here–it might be a day or two old, but at least it’ll get the taste of GAB out of the mouth and get me ready for Raw tonight.
WWE at Madison Square Garden, June 26, 2004
WWE returned to [...]